Sexy Toaster Alert!

Thanks to Julien (aka Julio) for the tip-off about this beautiful toaster on sale at Sears.com:

Man, you don't even know what kinds of toast I'd make with that toaster! Thanks again for the tip!

Have a nice day, and stay toasty!

Sitztoast Goes Hipster! (Or does it??)

I recently started using Instagram. It's a great tool for getting interesting pictures of landscapes, architecture, and people, but when it comes to food, it's hard not to have your photos turn out looking like something from a 1970s picture menu from the Soviet Union. Case in point:

Toast with tomato, cream cheese, basil, and pepper.

 

Toast with refried beans and cheese.

The toaster itself.

In real life, all of these looked great and tasted delicious, but when processed with various strange filters, the result looks like something you'd feel guilty feeding to the dog. I may have to stick with my nice camera when it comes to toast pictures. Or do you, dear reader, have any suggestions?

Keep toasty!

A Heartwarming Toast Picture of Staggering Something-Or-Other

I couldn't think of words to justly describe such a lovely picture:

Here's mom, checking out toasters in Bed, Bath, and/or Beyond. Simply great! Thanks for modeling, ma, and sorry for the crappy cell-phone picture!