"An Overwhelming Success" - With One Big Question Mark

Thus far, some members of the Sitzman family have signed on to Sitztoast, but not all of them.
The identity of one of the non-Sitztoast-fans has been obscured to protect her anonymity.
The dogs also like toast, but due to Facebook's racist anti-canine policies, are unable to become fans.

"An Overwhelming Success" -- That's what critics are saying about Sitztoast, as well as its related Facebook fan page. One notes the abundance of Sitzmans in the fan roster, yet thus far the matriarch of the publisher's family, Phylis, has yet to become a fan. Despite being a vital toast-provider in her children's lives (toast with cinnamon and sugar, toast with butter and jelly, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, to name but a few examples), their mother has thus far proven reluctant to become a fan of Sitztoast. Is she really a secret toast-hater? Is she saving her support for her own toast blog, based entirely on the Great Harvest Bread Company bread that she claims to love to toast?

We'll have to see how this story develops, and we'll also be following whether Ryan's wife's controversial decision to opt out of "liking" Sitztoast will cause ripples at an upcoming family reunion.